fuckin rico

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So the kids found some old pictures of me the other day and showed me how to I dont no, put them on the computer. So here ya go, a fucking memory lane.



Me when i was a little boy. I remember tghe guy who took that owed my father some favors so he took a shit load of pictures of me. My ma sent them all around to the family.



We had that one taken a few years ago from a friend of Furios. Carmella always wanted a nice portrait, ya know how those bitches can be. I GOTTA FIGUR OUT WHAT TO PUT OVER THE MANTEL!!!!



Me and my kids. I carry this 1 in my wallet. I wish that lil shit woulda cut his hair befor the photo, though looks like a fuckin faggot.





I met that hot ass at the bada bing. I STILL owe that fucking goomba silvio for hooking me up with that broad.
fuckin rico

Same fuckin shit.

I gotta get Chrissy a new girlfriend... hes such a pathetic fucker these days. Maybe Silvio can hook him up with 1 of the girls at the bing.

I spend so much time takin care of my friends, i never have time for myself. a mans got needs, you know??

Anybody see those new paris hilton commercials??? i'd kill to be that car. i'd bang htat shit, yo. i met her sister one time in the city... shes even prettier in person. Johnny sacks got the best connections sometimes, i swear to god.
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    ZZ top.
me n carm

Update !!1!

So me and AJ are getting along alright these days. The kid doesnt wanna listen sometimes, so I give him the malocchio and he gets shit done. No more easy rides for him, I swear to god.

Carmella is still fuckin crazy, same as ever. I miss her sometimes, kinda feel like a parta me is missing.. but I just get some warm cooze and fill that big empty hole.
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    Three Dog Night - Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog
me n carm

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If I spend another night at Artie's house watching football and listening to him bitch about his fucking bills, I am going to kill somebody. Hopefully it wont be him. Ideally I would have some big game going down this Sunday, but I cant stop thinking about Carmella and the special ziti she would make for the Superbowl. She'd take stuffed shells and turn them into little footballs.

Fuck me, I miss her. Oh, shit. Just fuck me, period.
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me n carm

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If AJ doesnt turn down his music in about one fuckin second, the kids head is going through a wall.

Motherfuck. I work my ass off to get the kid into this house, and he cant even have the respect to not play that bebop hiphop mamaluke bullshit at all hours.

But atleast hes not moping around like he was all this summer. That kid needs to find a new girlfriend and get laid, i fucking swear.
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me n carm

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R.I.P.

I'll never forget those times in Atlantic City, man. Nothin but me, you, and buckets of shrimp. You shoulda been a dago.
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    that fuckin burning ring.
the family

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Fuck, its been a long night. We got back from Furios a while ago, he invited us over for dinner. Hes probably the only guy I know who can cook more than toast, Im telling you. Carms been helping him out with some garage he wants to build for his parents. I dont know why he doesnt just stick them in a hotel like the rest of us.

Its been a long week, one fucking headache to the next. Tomorrow we are all going out for dinner, me and carmella and the kids. Some sort of family meeting, i guess.

I have a hardtime getting a moment alone lately. Always got someone watching over my shoulder, ya know?? I aint the sorta guy who likes to be alone to much, but Id like to take a shit without someone knocking on the fucking door. Rose Aprile has been over here almost every day, with Carm cooking her ziti and brownies and shit. I know shes had a rough time with Ralph and all the shit before him, but why cant she see a shrink like normal people/??

Anthony was watching TV yesterday and made me watch some video by this hot little number. Advil Laverne or something. Looks like a fucking vampire. He says shes pretty, but i think she looks like one of those freak kids with the died hair and shit. What happened to the Farrah Fawcetts of the world?/? Kids these days dont even know what to whack off to.

Time for me to go grab a glass of water, I think i'm getting sick.
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    Jovanotti - Piove